Tag Archive: Stupid things that J says

But what color is the dress???

Last night we were watching The Dilemma and J was in the mood to be a pain in the ass.  And so he was.  It went something like this… During one of Winona Ryder’s first scenes in the movie… J: Is that Winona Ryder? Me: Yes. J: She doesn’t look so good. Me: No, she doesn’t….

The random musings of J…

J claims that he doesn’t like when I write about him.  However, he often gives me excellent material…so good that it’s like he’s asking for it.  The truth is…I think he secretly loves being written about.  He’s been giving me an awful lot of good material lately, which I’ve been saving up.  I was going…

Random Musings Friday…

I have to admit that I seriously slacked off this week in keeping notes for today’s post.  I only had one or two things to write about…and I can’t have that because my brother totally yells at me when RMF is too short.  Luckily, J and I went to the Giants’ game last night and…

A glimpse into the madness…

You all seemed to love my last glimpse into what life in my house sounded like, so I thought I’d give you some more.  The other night we were watching Criminal Minds…a show about serial killers.  There were three girls locked in a room, being starved by a killer… Me: Can’t they drink their urine?…

Judas had a what now???

Many years ago I had a conversation with a friend of mine.  She said she didn’t know how she and her husband were going to be parents.  She said they were far too immature and often had conversations about things like farting.  How were they ever going to be role models for their kids?  What was going…