Random Musings Friday…

Every now and again I like to look at the search terms that lead people to my blog.  I never fail to be amazed at the things people search for…or how the hell those searches lead them to my blog.  So today, I decided to do a little bit of a different Random Musings Friday.  Today, my musings are going to be about my top ten favorite search terms that brought people to my blog…

#10…shana sucks – The was I see it…there are two ways I can take this…either someone dislikes me and thinks I suck…or someone was looking for blowjob videos.  I’m not sure which one offends me more. 

#9…pornstar stockings – This one really intrigues me.  What exactly are pornstar stockings?  Are they different that regular stocking?  I might have to do further research on this.

#8…buy my used panties stuffing shanna – Um…ewww.  That’s all.

#7…”aunt touched him” – This is another one of those that could have two meanings…and really…I don’t think I want to know which one was intended.

#6…i had sex with my neighbor – What I most wonder about this one is how it led someone to my blog.  Because I’ve never even considered having sex with my neighbor.  J and I had a fight with the neighbor last night because he is rude and inconsiderate.  And I did have a dream the other night that I planted purple flowers in front of my house and he mowed them down with his lawn mower because he didn’t like purple and then he hit me in the head with a roll of paper towels when I complained and told me women should learn their place.  But sex…never. 

#5…i swallow too shanna – What I love about this one is that it’s awfully presumptuous…you know, with the “too” and all. 

#4…how was kate able to be in carriage if allergic to horses – I didn’t get this at first and it took me a while to figure out that this had to do with the royal wedding.  I’d like to venture an answer here and that is…It’s not like she was licking the horse or something…she was riding in a carriage and was several feet away from them.  And why would you even think about something like this.  I think people have too much time on their hands.

#3…how long will my breasts look like torpedoes – I’m going to guess that this is a post-boob job question.  And how one could find the answer to that on this blog is beyond me.

#2… بيبي بولد ام تورش – I am dying to know what this means.  If anyone has any idea…please share.

And last…but certainly not least…

#1…beepi boops – I tried searching this to see where it would bring me.  It didn’t bring me back here.  I just don’t get it.


So there you have it…this is what people are using to find my blog.  Scary!  Please tell me I’m not alone and that you guys get stuff like this too.  If not…I might have to start changing my content around here!


Have a great weekend everyone.


  1. Hilarious!

    I get several “toe cleavage” hits daily. I sometimes regret doing a post on the topic and regret even more that I have pictures of my own toe cleavage out there for the world to see. It’s a bit weird, but I can think of worse things than toe cleavage, I guess.

    I got one once that read “tanned ass cheeks hanging out of shorts”. Never did get the connection there. I do let my ass hang out of my shorts, but they are never tanned – kidding, of course.

    Have a great Friday!

    Beepi boops to you!


  2. Maybe they were searching for the 10 commandments and doing the whole “I fight with my neighbor how do I fix it..” and then it came to “LOVE THY NEIGHBOR which turned into have sex with thy neighbor…

    As far as the torpedo boobies… it’s either post surgery or a 12 year old girl googling that 😉

    Gotta love the searches I need to do this on mine I’m sure I get some doozies!


  3. Now I really want to know how long my breasts WILL look like torpedos!
    You can’t even begin to imagine the hits I get since I wrote my vajazzling post.
    People are into some sick shit, Yo.

  4. I didn’t realize shan(n)a was such a searched term, you’re totally fames! Someone got to my blog last week searching for “brownies that get you drunk.” I honestly wondered if it was you and Ally.

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