Dear Michael Bolton,
I understand that it probably wasn’t fun to stand on national television and hear that your jive was the worst in eleven seasons. The 3 that Bruno gave you was a tad harsh as well. I’m sure that was a big blow to your ego. But running all over town, demanding public apologies and reprimands? Are you serious?
First of all…you sucked. I don’t think there is really a question about that. You were awkward and clumsy and sometimes your face looked like you were in pain. Maybe you were too focused on your tour to devote yourself to your dancing. Or maybe you just aren’t very coordinated. Whatever the reason…you weren’t good. Period. Honestly, I thought you deserved the 3 just for the stunt with the dog house. It was way lame.
No one likes losing, but you are making things so much worse with the whole sore loser routine you have going on. You are acting like a bratty little kid with your demands and your sour grapes. Ok…so your 90-year-old mother flew in to see you dance…so what? Should the judges have boosted your score because your mom was there? I don’t think so.
But here’s the thing that I’m curious about…you have a concert scheduled for Monday night at 7pm in Nebraska. How were you planning to be in CA dancing and NE singing at the same time? Exactly…you weren’t. It would have been impossible.
So you want to know what I think? I think this was all a bunch of crap. Were you the worst dancer? Absolutely. Should you have gotten voted off based on that performance? Of course. Did Bruno give you such a low score to ensure you got thrown off so you wouldn’t have to cancel a concert? Just maybe. Is this whole controversy made up to give you some publicity? I think it might be.
Either way…stop with your public temper tantrum. It’s boring and no one wants to hear about it anymore. Take the loss like a man and go finish your tour.
Oh and lose that stupid earring…it’s not working for you.
Thanks for your attention to this matter,