Happy Friday everyone. It’s been a hell of a week for me and I’m glad that it’s finally over. J is feeling better…thank God…so I’m really looking forward to a nice, relaxing weekend. Now, without further ado, I present you with the random crap floating through my head this week…
- There is a severely handicapped man who sits on the corner outside my office begging for change. I was standing next to him this morning and noticed that he was playing with his iPhone. Really? You are begging for change, but you can afford an iPhone? Interesting. This is one reason why I don’t give people money on the street.
- Lately eating has been making me really tired. As I write this I’m eating a salad and I’m only about halfway done and I’m totally exhausted by the thought of eating another bite. It’s not that I’m full, because I’m actually still quite hungry. It’s that I just lose the ambition to eat. I never thought the day would come where I would be too lazy to eat!
- Are famous men really that stupid? I haven’t read the articles about Lawrence Taylor raping that 16-year-old girl, so I can’t comment on that. But it just seems to be another in a long line of assholes doing stupid things. Kobe Bryant, Tiger Woods, Jesse James…can’t you just keep it in your pants people?
- I have a “Stuff White People Like” calendar on my desk and some days when I read it I recognize my own actions and I think “God, sometimes I’m just a total asshole!” I wonder if other people think I’m an asshole too.
That’s all I’ve got for this week. I just had an urgent work matter come up and I have to run off and put out the fire. I hope everyone has a fantastic weekend!
UPDATE…so I’m not sure what is up with the apartment across the street. As you know, a few weeks ago we saw Orlando Bloom on the balcony and he waved at us while we stalked him. We’ve been diligently watching ever since for him to reappear. There have been some people working over there installing a garden and some furniture, but there have been no further Orlando sightings. I was out of the office this morning and I just walked back in and there are two people on the balcony eating lunch. The woman is very pretty, but I don’t recognize her and the guy looks like of like Shia LeBeouf. I tried to get a picture, but it’s coming out too blurry to really tell. I’m going to have to get a telephoto lens for the future. I’m HAVE to know who it is that is actually living over there and why celebs keep stopping by to hang out. I would also like to know how to get myself invited over! I’ll let you know if I figure out the mystery!