I had a plan for what to write about today. I had the whole thing practically written in my head. Then I got here, found that I was locked out of the building and it’s been pretty much downhill since then. So I no longer have the time or the brain power to give you all the wonderfully entertaining blog post you deserve. I wasn’t going to give you anything, but then I came across this little ditty over at Salt Says. Salt actually stole it from Daily Dose of Reality because the Easter Bunny made off with her brain, so I thought…hey, why not steal it from her. Salt, darling, I hope you don’t mind.
Now, without further ado, I give you the Monday Minute…
What’s wrong with fake breasts?
Nothing at all. If you want a new set of knockers, you should have them. My once perky breasts are now starting to droop and if this trend continues, I’m going to be in the market for some new ones myself.
List your latest run-in with the Carnival of Idiocy.
My neighbor put her garbage out about an hour AFTER the garbage men came on Friday. Instead of using one of the 15 garbage pails she has on the side of her house, she just dumped the bags on the curb. She then left the garbage there all weekend (they don’t come back until Tuesday) and the squirrels…and God knows what else…got into the bags and scattered the garbage all over our shared driveway. Now J and I have the choice of living with a garbage strewn driveway or cleaning it up ourselves. I just love her…she’s the best neighbor ever.
Name one thing you’d like to tell your ten year ago self.
To stop taking myself and everything else so seriously and just have a little fun! Also, to stay away from the friend with all the drama because she wasn’t a very good friend and the drama was just really annoying.
What’s your favorite word that’s not in the dictionary?
Why do fools fall in love?
Because love is blind, my friends.
Ok…now I have to get back to the lunacy that is my job. Have a fabulous Monday everyone!